Having suffered a close defeat in 2020, Former President Trump pulls a Grover Cleveland and runs again. The Convention assembles its dream team: the ghost of George Wallace, Nicholas Sandmann's son, Mecha-Candace Owens, and the entire Intercept team (who complain about cancel culture, which is apparently still being discussed). All goes smoothly until the RNC's closing day. Trump is giving a typical performance at his acceptance speech until he suddenly keels over, slumping down on the pristine stage floor. House Majority Whip Charlie Kirk runs to his patron's aid, but a terrible transformation has already transpired. Trump's body arises to the podium, but the former president is gone; instead, Jeb! emerges. However, neither Convention attendees nor television viewers, Democrats nor Republicans, show any sign of surprise. There is only applause.

    • DeepSeaDiver [none/use name]
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      Glenn Greenwald, Lee Fang, etc. They've had a lot of reactionary (anti-BLM, anti-protesting, pro-"patriotism") takes on twitter lately.

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        But they were also the ones who correctly called out the bullshit attacks on Alex Morse. As problematic as they can be, they are still decent.

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          Don't get me wrong, I think Glenn Greenwald and the Intercept are typically good. I was just poking fun at journalists/pundits who "left the left;" Chapo literally did a bit on this.

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            Who listens to the podcast? It will never be as good as the completely original site chapo.chat.

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              Of course I would never enjoy the liberal propaganda that smears our good Chapo name - I only wanted to support Chris's Youtube venture :chavez-salute:

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        Dude. Buddy. Friendo. They're not going to speak at the RNC. Ever.