Having suffered a close defeat in 2020, Former President Trump pulls a Grover Cleveland and runs again. The Convention assembles its dream team: the ghost of George Wallace, Nicholas Sandmann's son, Mecha-Candace Owens, and the entire Intercept team (who complain about cancel culture, which is apparently still being discussed). All goes smoothly until the RNC's closing day. Trump is giving a typical performance at his acceptance speech until he suddenly keels over, slumping down on the pristine stage floor. House Majority Whip Charlie Kirk runs to his patron's aid, but a terrible transformation has already transpired. Trump's body arises to the podium, but the former president is gone; instead, Jeb! emerges. However, neither Convention attendees nor television viewers, Democrats nor Republicans, show any sign of surprise. There is only applause.