- cross-posted to:
- askchapo
- cross-posted to:
- askchapo
I was at some family get together a while ago, sort of zoning out about the conversation, and this thing just popped into my head. It was Forrest Gump voice saying "I JUST. FELT. LIKE. CUMMANG". I lost my mind laughing about it and then I couldn't explain what it was because of the company. It took like 10 minutes for them to stop trying to get me to explain what it was. Every time I cum it pops into my head and it's like double bliss.
Lisa: omg it's genius inventor and entrepreneur Elon Musk
Bart: THE Elon Musk??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnL2dV0WCnw
It's just the look in the guy's eyes that gets me.
Noticing the tiny progress I'm making on my muscles. Someone showing me something they're very passionate about.
Whenever a natural disaster or an accident owns an enemy and gets awarded the comrade title. Comrade Japanese airspace is my favorite
It's very rare, but there are some images where I'm actually envious of the person who came up with it because their brain must be a wonderful place to live. This is one of them
Wait that Zizek Eurovision thing - is someone imitating Zizek? He didn't actually record that did he...
Amazing. Whenever I feel bad about liking cumtown bits, I think about meat wad Matt Williams and Adams vagina book… which I would like to see sometime
I hoped you guys would share something that never fails to make you laugh or smile. So far it's just comments about Toobin. Haha.
nominative determinism
My favorite example is Sara Blizzard. She's a meteorologist.
I'll never get over Chad Warmington, President, Oklahoma Oil & Gas Association
He was fired from The New Yorker but CNN ended his "suspension" or whatever the fuck they called it and they put him back in their line-up. Also - he made a non-apology apology and it was pathetic. He really is a nasty, creepy fucker.
C'mon can't a fella bust some fat ropes on zoom, just casually, he was just hanging out. We're being way to hard on Tooby.