Let's say it's for something petty-ish. Like they grabbed the last mango at the supermarket that you had your eye on and were walking over to get it. Idk you're the witch so you can choose your level of vindictiveness. Explain what they did if it's fitting in with the curse.
Lol poor fish looks so confused. How did I get here? Is it because I took that parking space from that weirdo in the corolla?
That's actually why I thought of this question. I was cleaning up around the house thinking of the phrase 'wouldn't wish x on my worst enemy' and was wondering where I'd draw the line.
I wanted to say I'd turn their child gay but I wouldn't wish a bad parent on a gay child
You could curse them so they can never say whatever day of the week it is at that time, they can only say it relative to a day that's either three days before or three days hence.
I’d make it so the next time they cut/squeezed a lemon a drop of Lemmon juice would get into their eye
They can only drink piss and eat shit as a form of sustenance or they will die
If they eat or drink anything else they will die
all the piss and scat fetishists coming out of the woodwork to get cursed by you
How will you inform them of this curse - is it on them to find out or do they have instant knowledge of the curse's terms?
All things meat or plant oriented in their kitchen will rot twice as fast as it should, leaving them with nothing but shitty hyper-processed foods that will predispose them further and further to joint inflammation and acid reflux. I don't wanna kill 'em, I want to inconvenience and enmire them in small, if chronic petty pains, and overall misery.
They can't start a sentence without saying "Um aktually" and end a sentence without saying "doncha know."
Make it seem like an insect is buzzing right next near their ear at random for like a month
all mangoes they buy are never ripe, they go straight from hard and sour to rotten while they sleep
Wait, were you the robed figure who I cut in front of at the pub that fateful night four years ago.
If by robe you mean bathrobe and by pub you mean my kitchen, then yes
If they took the last mango from me there going to drop anything mango related on the floor just before they take a bite for at least a few months. Going to have to lick there precious mangoy treats off the floor like a dog.
I wish all people who jump the queue in front of me a very hard fall over shortly after.
For grabbing the last mango at the supermarket? I'd just make their chicken penne pasta come with no chicken. For something more serious I'd flip gravity upside down for them.
make them only able to speak backwards for the rest of their days, so that, if they want to speak forwards, they need to make a conscious effort to talk backwards.
Trans their gender. Or give them an inconveniently big butt, I guess.
my god
