https://www.npr.org/2022/01/28/1076323003/biden-cat-white-house-willow
"Willow made quite an impression on Dr. Biden in 2020 when she jumped up on the stage and interrupted her remarks during a campaign stop. Seeing their immediate bond, the owner of the farm knew that Willow belonged with Dr. Biden," Michael LaRosa, the first lady's spokesman, said in a news release.
Last month, the Bidens welcomed Commander, a 4-month-old purebred German shepherd puppy. In June, the Bidens' eldest dog, Champ, died. Meanwhile, Major, whom they adopted from an animal shelter in 2018, was rehomed after struggling to adapt to the busy White House environment.
Critical support to the Biden pets and their guerilla war against the secret service.
I don't think the Bidens own any great apes, but I am fully willing to finance the purchase of a Biden-family pet gorilla for the sole purpose of traumatizing Secret Service Agents.
:monke-return: :biden-fall:
"Take your hands off me, you damn, dirty jack!"
Now this is the real gorilla mindset.