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  • happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I really want Peterson to go full Yukio Mishima. His subreddit becomes a spiritual boy army that surrounds him as if he's Julius Caesar. He eats too much candy (タ芋ス)and tries to take over a military base to launch a fascist coup against modernity. As the journalists scream at him from below and a helicopter above drones out his microphone, he desperately tries to explain why he's doing it and it's pure gibberish. ≋c≋h≋i≋l≋l≋ ≋p≋i≋l≋l≋ gibberish.

    • UlyssesT
      hexagon
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      1 day ago

      deleted by creator

    • Tervell [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      he tries to commit seppuku, except it takes him like 10 minutes to muster enough strength to actually stab the blade deep enough, and then it immediately dissolves because his pure meat diet has rendered his stomach so toxic nothing can survive there

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I don't know why that keeps happening. Every time I type benzos (域易デ)it does that. I can't type 𝕓𝕒𝕣𝕤 or 𝓵𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼 or 𝚕𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛, and if I try to say (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ xanax ♥ that fucking kirby thing appears.

        edit: is it fixed? candy (うコペ) candy (ぅヱン)˜”°•.˜”°• candy •°”˜.•°”˜ goddammit