Anyone that ever followed :jordan-eboy-peterson: was a fool. Anyone that continues to follow him now is a fucking idiot.
JBP's entire thing is you shouldn't worry about anything occurring outside of a 5 meter square outside of yourself unless you're an incel white guy in which case you should worry about evil Marxists tricking you into believing the world is bad and they'll do this by putting more women in Disney movies
Who the fuck cares about Greta anymore? She was the culture war hot button issue in like 2019. Only reactionaries care anymore. It's like still obsessing about football kneeling. Get a new outrage you hack.
As fucked up as it is, if you peek at /r/KotakuInAction they still have never let go of Anita "Literally Who" Sarkeesian.
Right wing ideology is by definition stuck in the past, and the past it is stuck in is often an imaginary version of that past.
Nonono, let them hate on Greta, so they sleep on Andreas Malm.
Taking an anti-postmodernist stance while supporting the position that nobody can possibly ever be certain of anything, the most postmodern conclusion there is.
By the way, based bloomer anti-doomer vibes JBP?
Just kidding, even that is still couched in gross misogynistic language and the poor white men's fee-fees.
His entire brand is using postmodernist framing tactics to make ignorant people very mad at straw postmodernism.
He's well known for hating all forms of social safety nets and government support of the needy in general, with one glaring exception: he seriously believes that incels should be issued "girlfriends" by the government as a necessary measure to prevent school shootings and other incel violence.
:geordi-no: money
:geordi-no: food
:geordi-no: housing
:geordi-no: healthcare
:geordi-yes: waifus
Incels violently hate pretty much all "feeemales" as it is, but especially hate anyone that doesn't resemble their porn cartoons. They would also expect verifiable virginity and such. Even if a sufficiently evil empire issued sex slaves to :le-pol-face: the :le-pol-face: themselves would hate the program.
feeemales
:quark:
but yeah, one of the defining traits of incel-dom is that they're always trying to one up each other's misery. Any Wife Issuing Program would be insufficient to them.
:jordan-eboy-peterson: makes the sadbois feel better by have them dream of government issued sex slaves if a Petersonian-inspired regime were to take power.
he really is the west's last philosopher. he can be pushed to admit that, sure the basic conclusions of climate science might be factual, but that's not enough to make them true or worth serious consideration. what's true is that they're making some people feel bad, and so must be opposed.
well yes, but it's different because they're funny to me
If he can feel bad watching Mulan (the animated classic, not the live action remake trash), he can feel bad about a lot of things without climate change ever showing up.
I really want Peterson to go full Yukio Mishima. His subreddit becomes a spiritual boy army that surrounds him as if he's Julius Caesar. He eats too much ｃａｎｄｙ （タ芋ス）and tries to take over a military base to launch a fascist coup against modernity. As the journalists scream at him from below and a helicopter above drones out his microphone, he desperately tries to explain why he's doing it and it's pure gibberish. ≋c≋h≋i≋l≋l≋ ≋p≋i≋l≋l≋ gibberish.
Just give him enough benzos and apple cider and he'll slay that chaos dragon, bucko. :jordan-eboy-peterson:
he tries to commit seppuku, except it takes him like 10 minutes to muster enough strength to actually stab the blade deep enough, and then it immediately dissolves because his pure meat diet has rendered his stomach so toxic nothing can survive there
I don't know why that keeps happening. Every time I type ｂｅｎｚｏｓ （域易デ）it does that. I can't type 𝕓𝕒𝕣𝕤 or 𝓵𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼 or 𝚕𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛, and if I try to say (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ xanax ♥ that fucking kirby thing appears.
edit: is it fixed? ｃａｎｄｙ （うコペ） ｃａｎｄｙ （ぅヱン）˜”°•.˜”°• candy •°”˜.•°”˜ goddammit
:jordan-eboy-peterson: I HATE MARXISM I HATE MARXISM
:zizek-ok: Come out and read something. Maybe the Communist Manifesto? It isn't very long. Haven't you said you've been "studying" Marxism for decades?
Bodied so hard by the Slovenian trash man that you have to get put in a medically-induced coma for like an entire year. The benzos were a cover story.
:tito-laugh:
I remember reading an absurd but hilarious short story about :zizek: being imagined as a serial killer in a classic horror movie, the kind that kills camp counselors in the woods. He would mutter "and so on, and so on" between each stabbing motion, and had raccoon-like mannerisms to make him scarier, often popping out of trash cans to ambush victims. The final surviving character then thinks they escaped the killing grounds... but then the camera zooms back and up, way up, revealing that they were, and always were, in the trash can, all the time. :zizek-joy:
I want to make it and read Zizek's review of it without him having seen it
Zizek reviewed the new Matrix movie without seeing it, but he's allowed to do that. :gigachad:
Do y'all remember when Zizek asked Peterson to name a few Marxist professors and Zizek offered David Harvey as an example and Peterson had no idea who that was lmao
The best bit in the whole thing for me was Zizek bringing a crumpled piece of paper while Peterson was furiously Googling on his Macbook
I have never, ever, seen :zizek: more polite than he was with :jordan-eboy-peterson:
Catastrophic climate change by 2100, so then why the fuck isn't this woman having kids? It makes no sense! It's all hysteria! Lobstersssss!
It's always interesting to see these "we must preserve our race of demi-gods so even the aliens should know of our perfection!" crowd suddenly become nihilists when the environment is brought up?
"The environment? Oh COME ONNNNNNNNNN! Stop being so PURITAN! Who cares about some trees and outside aesthetics as long as I get my tasty treats! You worry too much, have some corn syrup and just not think like normal people!"
I've said it before and I'll say it again: bazinga brains fantasize about being ascended singularity techno gods at the same time that they fantasize about being warlords of the wastelands.
Kinda off-topic but I love how Hexbear has already developed two slang terms of their own: treats and Bazinga-brains.
So.........he's bluepilled?
"Climate change should be ignored because I don't like the consequences that come from the decadence of me and my friends, so let's pretend it doesn't exist and anyone who dares to think for themselves should be shamed into being a social outcast!" Also, that's bold claim coming from someone who got famous for telling people to be afraid of undesirables.
Wait, the left are the true redpilled ones the whole time?
lmao imagine being an old ass dude obsessing over some swedish teenager
:grillman: everywhere are still obsessed with her, often with pedophilic connotations, such as illustrations at oil derricks.
A lot of men in general, but especially reactionary men, seem to believe that their penis is magical. I seriously don't know where that idea comes from, but it's been around pretty much forever. The idea that if Women(tm) just had sex with the right guy, all their problems would disappear. You see it everywhere, from CHUDs reacting to Greta Thunberg, to anti-femminist, to the comments made by Brie Larsson, even to the parts of the middle east and africa where corrective rape is considered a "cure" for lesbianism. The worst part is honestly how pervasive it is. I don't have the time or the energy to run around with a big hammer hitting every annoying guy in the dick while screaming at him, but fuck if I don't sometimes contemplate doing exactly that.
Youtube wanted me to watch a video of this puke "owning" some college kid on climate change lol
