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we should go back to before social security was a thing where we just had shit tons of homeless elderly people wandering around. what could go wrong
literally already there in California most of them legit just die in the winter I think, even the mild 35 degrees overnight finishes them off
but we could always make it worse!
Chuds love this copypasta. I've seen many, many versions of it reposted.
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi.
This is the plot of the cinematic masterpiece "God's Not Red"
Did he actually give any money to the kid down the street? Doubt it
Sorry if this offends but I definitely don't trust people who say "adulting" it fuckin creeps me out
It makes sense when it's 18-20 year old children being forced to learn how to transition into adulthood and they're not really there yet. Definitely fucking weird to hear 30+ year olds say that shit, like y'all have no excuse. Grow up.
I can agree with that yeah. There is absolutely a transition period around that age when life hits ya like a ton of bricks
Do not google "I adulted today" and look at the images.
Worst mistake of my life
The sheer stupidity in those comments is amazing. Really white Americans can be the most cosseted lazy morons in history. Any other person would have that amount of lazy privilege beaten out of them by the world, but no the biggest problem facing these people is that the government takes ~20% of their income as taxes; a portion of which still comes back to them in services. I think the most infuriating thing about dealing with people like this, which I used to have to on the regular, is how certain they are that they are 100% self made independent people who worked hard for everything they have; and not what they actually are which is the giant fat indolent maw of consumption at the end of a global chain of value extraction.
They're the same people who unironically believe Sean Hannity is a communist. That site is a special kind of crazy.
more like, "1/3 goes towards buying a gun to threaten any black people that pass in front of our house. Also if you slip and fall shoveling the snow then I remove you from my health insurance coverage. You pay for your own bandaid. "
ok this analogy is getting a bit out of hand
Soon:
My (38M) kids (8M 10M 11F) have gone on strike and refuse to do chores until I raise their allowance.
Nowhere in America has an effective tax rate of 66% although that would be funny to see
Paying your kids for chores is already a sort of brainworms that rubs me the wrong way. Kids help out around the house because that's what you do - you contribute to your ability in your family and you get what you need. Fuck trying to turn it into a commercial operation.
Lazy pig like petty tyrant hires underage or undocumented worker for a pittance to do hard labor and then refuses to pay, checks out as quintessentially American.
the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry
