I saw one of you IRL, I can't say who, at Baskin and Robins today.

You ordered rum raisin you sick freak. Then I saw you walk outside and hand the ice cream to your best friend, Joe Biden. He patted you on the head with his crab claws and said. "Thanks, Jack!" But sexually. You practically came, it was disgusting.

Then a secret service guy walked up and you both started laughing and beating the shit out of him. Then Biden's dog bit a baby and it started crying. The baby was crying and the secret service guy was crying and no one could do anything to help them because he's the president.

This is what you've become.