Item descriptions? Lore? What are you talking about? The story of every Souls game is "naked beef jerky man runs around bonking big skeletons with a sword bigger than he is".
I barely have enough time these days to figure out how to play games + the gameplay loop, idgaf about every "Lore" Youtuber who does their own interpretations of the vagaries contained within, gleaned from inane item descriptions and lines of dialog spoken once by one character in a nigh inaccessible location, all of whom have their own 'theories' which may contradict one another
I want to hit things with a fucking club the size of a tree trunk
I'll have you know it's actually "old grandma runs around bonking big skeletons with a hammer larger than the last tower while decked out in more armour than the nearest armoury".
Item descriptions? Lore? What are you talking about? The story of every Souls game is "naked beef jerky man runs around bonking big skeletons with a sword bigger than he is".
Himbo gamers rise up
I barely have enough time these days to figure out how to play games + the gameplay loop, idgaf about every "Lore" Youtuber who does their own interpretations of the vagaries contained within, gleaned from inane item descriptions and lines of dialog spoken once by one character in a nigh inaccessible location, all of whom have their own 'theories' which may contradict one another
I want to hit things with a fucking club the size of a tree trunk
I'll have you know it's actually "old grandma runs around bonking big skeletons with a hammer larger than the last tower while decked out in more armour than the nearest armoury".
fast rolling havel grandma