Love how people think real life is an action movie.
Like you're skating down like 30mph trying to go faster and not fuck up this turn, but then your Sherlock Holmes vision kicks in and you perfectly calculate how to toss a cone into another player to make them fall and then you perfectly calculate the perfect dodge so you don't possibly fall because they drop in front of you. Goddamn. Just built different I guess :china:
:parenti: "The Chinese are both masterful speedskaters able to calculate moves in a nanosecond yet must also rely on such trickery and so are weak". Mfw you got mask off ur fascist takes on :reddit-logo:
Love how people think real life is an action movie.
Like you're skating down like 30mph trying to go faster and not fuck up this turn, but then your Sherlock Holmes vision kicks in and you perfectly calculate how to toss a cone into another player to make them fall and then you perfectly calculate the perfect dodge so you don't possibly fall because they drop in front of you. Goddamn. Just built different I guess :china:
:parenti: "The Chinese are both masterful speedskaters able to calculate moves in a nanosecond yet must also rely on such trickery and so are weak". Mfw you got mask off ur fascist takes on :reddit-logo: