You walked all over the Kremlin losing hair and drinking from glasses, you dipshit

  • bewts [he/him,comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Does he think they are going to clone him or frame him for a crime or something I don't get it.

    • kingdomskeys [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      Remembered reading something about genetically targeted bioweapons once. Found this from https://sites.dartmouth.edu/dujs/2013/03/10/genetically-engineered-bioweapons-a-new-breed-of-weapons-for-modern-warfare/

      https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/11/hacking-the-presidents-dna/309147/?single_page=true

      • bewts [he/him,comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        I guess that makes sense if you look at it from the perspective of them wanting an invisible way to off people that is harder to detect than the radiation poisoning or whatever.

      • SoyViking [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Would it really be so hard for the Russians to collect his DNA if they wanted to? This looks more like some infantile power play than a legitimate security concern.

    • huf [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      they'll figure out that 50% of his dna is lizard shit and the other 50% is smooth grey plastic. the jig would be up

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      they could reverse-engineer how to make uruk-hai, and then amerikkka would have to tell europe to tell russia they can't just go and decide where their uruk-hai are standing around within the borders of their own country :macron:

    • Tervell [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      they are going to clone him

      literally a plot point in Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge, where Yuri was going to replace all the world leaders with clones that he had mind-controlled :yuri-shining: