• Fartbutt420 [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Honestly this shit is so villainous. Like imagine a plucky investigative reporter in the far future unearthing these articles in the local library while researching a scoop on why the Immortal Techemperor Musk is acting strange lately, and realizing we've not always lived in a bubble in the radioactive Martian wastes. Just flipping through the increasingly evil microfilms from "slave mines" to "monkey torture" to "space racist"

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        3 years ago

        while researching a scoop on why the Immortal Techemperor Musk is acting strange lately

        Let's get real. Musk is going out with some easily treatable ailment - like his predecessor Steve Jobs - because he passed on antibiotics to try doing a DMT enema.

        • Fartbutt420 [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          :inshallah: but this is hellworld so his death will be awesome like blowing up in a rocket or strangled by an android or katana'd by Grimes for one of her music videos

      • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        The best thing to come out of Hitler's head was the other side of his head

        Just an unrelated thought

        • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]
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          3 years ago

          The best thing to come out of Hitler’s head was the other side of his head

          You can't really argue with this logic, it is objectively the best thing to come out of him.