• Fartbutt420 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Honestly this shit is so villainous. Like imagine a plucky investigative reporter in the far future unearthing these articles in the local library while researching a scoop on why the Immortal Techemperor Musk is acting strange lately, and realizing we've not always lived in a bubble in the radioactive Martian wastes. Just flipping through the increasingly evil microfilms from "slave mines" to "monkey torture" to "space racist"

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      while researching a scoop on why the Immortal Techemperor Musk is acting strange lately

      Let's get real. Musk is going out with some easily treatable ailment - like his predecessor Steve Jobs - because he passed on antibiotics to try doing a DMT enema.

      • Fartbutt420 [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        :inshallah: but this is hellworld so his death will be awesome like blowing up in a rocket or strangled by an android or katana'd by Grimes for one of her music videos