An undying curse has been cast upon a bodily husk and I have been tasked by cruelty of fate with Divine Star Trek Takes. Meeting perfection, I encounter an abyss of irrelevance and a void of dark cruelty. The only balm: the worst Star Trek takes and absurd headcanon that Hexbear can muster. Please, you are my only hope.
First Example of Perfect Take:
The conflict between Kirk and the sweet smelling energy being was inevitable because the energy being was psychically connected with Kirk and represented the darkest reflection of his own insecurities.