An undying curse has been cast upon a bodily husk and I have been tasked by cruelty of fate with Divine Star Trek Takes. Meeting perfection, I encounter an abyss of irrelevance and a void of dark cruelty. The only balm: the worst Star Trek takes and absurd headcanon that Hexbear can muster. Please, you are my only hope.
Ezri Dax is cool and good and even though no one can replace Jadzia she still brought some interesting stuff to the last season (except the stuff between her and Bashir).
Also until Season 4 of Voyager, Harry Kim didn't know how to pee by himself.