Benedict Cumberbatch as Eminem in an 8 mile reboot set to be the first part in a series setting up an ageing hip hop star version of the Avengers.
What's Eminem's superpower? Besides spitting rhymes - of course.
russia holds a shocking secret the soviets spent decades hiding: the romanovs were never truly killed, rasputin used his sex magic to turn them into immortal swans, a secret he took with him to his grave
now evil soviet loyalist terrorists, hell-bent on revenge, have invaded the winter palace where the romswanovs have been in hiding. only one man can stop them, swanedict swanberbatch, grandson of alexandra and rasputins secret lovechild. can he defeat the evil soviet plot? can he tame the sex magic in his bloodline and undo rasputins curse to restore the romanovs to their rightful place on the throne? only one thing is for certain: now is no time for swanning around
Swan Song staring, the actor who plays Dr. Strange in the Marvel movies.
A very wealthy man has it all, or does he?
A life of wealth and privilege did nothing to give this man a sense of fulfillment.
Until one day a group of swans move onto a pond on Dr. Strange's estate. Watching them make their nest, raise their young, swim around honking and inevitably migrating away for the year... has given him a sense of peace and calm that no amount of therapy and mindless consumerism was able to give.
Doctor Stranger (2025)
Tagline: Doctor Strange time travels back to be his father and mate with his wife-mother swan so she can give birth to him.
Another Russian plot has been foiled by MI6 Special Agent Benadryl Cabbagepatch - a dastardly attempt to steal the Queen's swans. But after Her Majesty's Official Fancy Goose Caretaker is hospitalized by an Iranian terror scheme, he'll face his toughest mission yet: can he track down the Islamophobic caricature responsible for the attack while helping four cygnets grow up to be beautiful birds?
Ugly Duckling, rated PG. Coming this July.
And yes there would be a scene in the commercial where a terrorist gets bit in the balls by a swan
