You fucks already got your money, what else do you want!?
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At this point, I wish it was real, and that these ghouls actually had long term brain damage brought on by magical technology and not by alcoholism.
I’ve said it before. Issue foldable lead or alloy that microwaves can’t go through. The minute it happens again out there helmet on. If it stop we know. Foldable lead or alloy helmets should be issued.
--- Vote Blue 2022
I know an older woman who voted for Trump specifically because she watched 60 Minutes report on Hilary Clinton fucking up in Benghazi. They are great at appearing objective, and then once in a while slipping in blatant state department propaganda to normies.
The 60 minutes in Australia is straight up indistinguishable from unhinged apocalyptic blogs from the 2000s
Genuinely stupid as hell people. Have no idea if they’re frail boomers whose brains are actually melted and radiated or 35 year old liberals who watch too many sci-fi movies
My tummy hurted earlier. Surely this is evidence of an international Sino-Soviet conspiracy against me personally.
Has the propaganda mill always been this ridiculous or are the younger :fedposting: just not as subtle?
No, I suspect it's gotten stupider.
Here's hoping it's the modern version of the uptick of stuff like televised seances and hypno-healing around the collapse of the Soviet Union.
“My head hurts. Could it be that the heinous stuff I’m facilitating is inflicting pain on what little conscious I have left?
No, it must be a top secret communist super weapon. Right outside the White House. Crafty.”
I'm starting to hope I'll be able to call out sick with this soon
Its no joke! I had this feelling like I just drank 20 shots of vodka. Which is a really weird coincidence, considering I did just that last night
Treating my Havana syndrome with NoFap and a little nutrition hack I like to call "the all invertebrate diet"
- Could foreign countries be aiming some kind of weapon at then via satellite?
I hope the Havana syndrome is real so these people can literally die
When I was 16 I had Havana Sydrome working as a grocery bagger in Star Market, Boston MA. There was this one cloudy, cold, grey day in Boston when I suddenly get nausea, panic attacks, my body violently say "not-today, I don't wanna work today. Today is non-negotiable, not today." I called in sick but my manager call bullshit and told me to come anyway or get a letter from a doctor. So I took the T and drag myself to a 4 hour shift, almost killed myself by the end of the shift.
I didn't know that it was the Russians with ultrasonic radiowave antennas who were behind my nausea and panic attack when working grocery as teenager. Justice for all retail workers.
That piercing feeling is your suppressed humanity screaming at you for being a part of the machine
olivia troye trying to get in on that sweet sweet disability money. don't knock the hustle. she already made bank crying about trump to rachel maddow for months on end.
grifters gotta grift.