• rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      New deep state psychological weapon that makes all children hate their TRUE PATRIOT parents

            • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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              5 months ago

              So there's this big ball of fire in the sky that makes everything hot and bright. Sometimes it goes away thought and it gets darker and cooler. When it's about to go away but it's still kinda there it makes the sky all kinds of weird colors.

                • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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                  5 months ago

                  Seriously go outside at the right time, it's totally up there. You just can't look at it for very long.

                  • Lerios [hy/hym]
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                    5 months ago

                    at the right time

                    that bit is doing a lot of heavy lifting here comrade brow but i guess i've just never been outside at the exact correct second... sure...

                  • booty [he/him]
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                    5 months ago

                    lenin-sure oh yeah sure there's this thing thats totally real but you just cant look at it

        • fox [comrade/them]
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          5 months ago

          Big Eldritch ball in the sky that gives people cancer if it shines light on them for too long. You can use a shaped lens to summon its dire energies on hapless targets to ignite them. Some clowns a while back figured out how to channel those same forces to power unliving machines which nominally do our bidding but sometimes violently expel their energies in a burst of toxic smoke and flame.