• rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      New deep state psychological weapon that makes all children hate their TRUE PATRIOT parents

            • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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              9 months ago

              So there's this big ball of fire in the sky that makes everything hot and bright. Sometimes it goes away thought and it gets darker and cooler. When it's about to go away but it's still kinda there it makes the sky all kinds of weird colors.

                • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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                  9 months ago

                  Seriously go outside at the right time, it's totally up there. You just can't look at it for very long.

                  • Lerios [hy/hym]
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                    9 months ago

                    at the right time

                    that bit is doing a lot of heavy lifting here comrade brow but i guess i've just never been outside at the exact correct second... sure...

                  • booty [he/him]
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                    9 months ago

                    lenin-sure oh yeah sure there's this thing thats totally real but you just cant look at it

        • fox [comrade/them]
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          9 months ago

          Big Eldritch ball in the sky that gives people cancer if it shines light on them for too long. You can use a shaped lens to summon its dire energies on hapless targets to ignite them. Some clowns a while back figured out how to channel those same forces to power unliving machines which nominally do our bidding but sometimes violently expel their energies in a burst of toxic smoke and flame.

  • jaeme
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    9 months ago

    Funny enough I was in NYC when the Diablo 4 came to town and reduced everyones life span (if you know you know). kitty-birthday-sad

    • rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      like 3 months later my boss goes "you know I was reading a story about how breathing in wildfire smoke can actually cause a ton of health issues. I had no idea! I hope I'm okay..." and I was jus sitting there like bulborb-stare

  • mar_k [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    It's all connected 👁️

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  • Zodiark
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    4 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • Mindfury [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Tiānshàng tàiyang hóng ya hóngtōngtōng ēi
    Xīnzhōng de tàiyang shì máozédōng ēi

    • jaeme
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      9 months ago

      red-sun

  • Poison_Ivy [comrade/them]
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    9 months ago

    In Los Angeles the sunsets sometimes make the sky into pink goofy clouds its really pretty

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      9 months ago

      We get that too, fairly often actually. Most of the summer and fall we get nice pink sunsets and if there's big white floofy clouds they look neat. Sometimes the sky is still blue early in the sun set but the clouds are pink, it's neat.

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    9 months ago

    This unlocked something in me, a kind of aesthetic I've been craving for at least 10 years. The orange, Blade Runnery sunset sky over a city. Something about seeing these sunsets allows me to finally process the dystopian moment we inhabit, and accept the present.

    Maybe some little part of me was still holding out hope that the horrors I'm seeing somehow weren't era-defining, that it could all rubberband back, but for some reason, seeing instead the kind of beauty that signifies a universal lateness of the hour is what locks it in for me.

    I can see the people sitting alone in darkened highrises, pondering their options in the fading rays.

    • FloridaBoi [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      I read this as Deckard with Vangelis playing in the background

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      9 months ago

      It's a great picture, and I love your thoughts and hate to take away from it, but that's just what a sunset looks like sometimes.

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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    9 months ago

    This is like an average day for me. Only difference is instead of sky scrapers in the background it's big fucking mountains covered in snow.

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      Yup sunset was extra purple last night

      Love tweets that boil down to "yall ever went outside before? Pretty wild"

      • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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        9 months ago

        Well the secret of my success is that my job has me at hours of the day where I get to see the sunrise or sunset - and so much more - no matter what season it I'd because I spend 12+ hours trapped on the clock at different times of the day aubrey-rage-cry

        So I get to see the beauty of nature daily in a way most people won't experience unless they want to be inconvenienced by changing their sleep schedules or their animal comforts.

  • kkitsuragisleftnut [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    That's right folks... The people telling you to "touch grass" don't know what a sunset is. Reality is a bigger threat to satirists than any A.I.