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I was about to suggest that maybe it inspired a thousand-word TF fanfic.
ATTENTION: I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. OPTIMUS PRIME FUCKED MY WIFE
I've come to make an announcement: Optimus Prime's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He imprenated my fucking wife. That's right. He took his robot fuckin' servo dick out and he fucked my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com...
I am a TRUCKER
I have THREE WIVES
I kneel to my TRUCK, my WIFE, and my FLAG
If you don't LIKE IT
LEAVE
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news: your flag isn't smoking weed, it's being burned by antifa agents from out of state.
no i'm certain she's smorking a bunt right now, let me take a look and ...
:amerikkka: :liberty-weeping:
Optimus Prime, I... I have something to tell you about that cold night we spent together 8 months ago.
Compared to a ton of other weird shit honkies do, this is super tame and actually kind of sweet
"I died and got reincarnated along with my unborn child"
Coming next anime season.
When you isekai so hard that you yourself become Truck-kun
And Optimus Prime came in unto her, and said, "Hail, thou that art highly favored, the Lord is with thee: blessed art thou among women."
