https://www.etsy.com/listing/1190144889/all-lives-matter-ukraine-save-dogs-save
https://www.etsy.com/search?q=ukrainian%20lives%20matter
I figured by now the war should have attracted enough grifters for the symbols to start mutating. Now I'm casually trawling through the t-shirt websites looking for a spectacle bingo. :debord-tired:
oh sweet summer child. I just searched "horse lives matter"
Generic: https://www.etsy.com/listing/660732374/horse-lives-matter-decal-white-choose
Fjord horse: https://www.etsy.com/listing/962636329/horse-hoodie-fjord-horse-lives-matter
Draft horse: https://www.etsy.com/listing/513054220/draft-horse-draft-lives-matter
Morgan horse: https://www.etsy.com/listing/554924498/morgan-lives-matter-sticker-l745-6-inch
"I support BLM- Bureau of Land Management" wild horse: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1060592748/mustang-horse-blm-support
Farmers' Wives Matter: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1100979039/farmers-wives-matter-candle-funny-gift
Rabbit Lives Matter: https://www.etsy.com/listing/676930205/rabbit-lives-matter-shirt-tank-top
I just assume every animal is going to have a shirt. :joker-gaming:
I'm feeling charitable this morning, so I shot that person a message saying "hey you know that little symbol is for the neonazi batallion, right?"
Will keep you posted if I get a reply, but since they're an 'all lives matter' type I expect they'll be fine with being associated with that and ignore me.
It's hard to gauge with them. Their profile picture looks vaguely white, but they only have one other product (https://www.etsy.com/listing/1190136495/save-every-life-ukraine-save-dogs-save) which is the same theme but using a non-political "save every life" slogan. She's also donating a nonspecific amount of proceeds to nonspecific shelters in nonspecific countries and everything is dog-themed. I could go either way.
Yeah, like I said, I'm not expecting a response, and if I do get one, it'll probably be either "lol theyre not nazis the government said they made them nonpolitical!" or "lol so what" to which I would tell them to face the wall and probably get myself banned from Etsy.
that little symbol
Are you referring to the trident symbol on the shirt? I didn't know that it was for the Azov battalion. I thought it was more or less a national symbol of Ukraine.
Oh shit, am I mistaken? I thought it was Azov specific.
That symbol is the coat of arms of Ukraine. There is a version with a sword added to the middle that is associated with the OUN-B(?).
You are indeed mistaken, while used by chuds it has been a symbol of Ukraine for more than a century and dates back to the medieval era. Azov mostly uses weird rune type nazi symbols
The trident thing is just Ukraine. Azov is a nazi rune. The trident can be used by Nazis though, especially the variant with a sword in the middle.
That's one of the shirt designs I was really hoping to find, the true centrist even when it's a war, but nothin'.
American flag eagle riding a human skull which says "Puck Futin" because you're hardcore but respectful- https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/PUCK-FUTIN-by-SilvinaNoemi/102834776.IJ6L0
"The Ghost of Kyiv Sticker", an off-brand punisher skull which looks like mom is telling you there's punisher skull at home: https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/The-ghost-of-kyiv-by-Undercover14/103250398.EJUG5
"Russian warship, go fuck yourself" Libertarian snake over a Ukrainian flag: https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Russian-Warship-Go-Fuck-Yourself-Shirt-Snake-Ukrainian-Flag-by-dgavisuals/102943705.FB110
"Go fuck yourself" Libertarian snake over a Ukrainian flag. Note that the spelling of the last word differs between the two, with one separating "hax" and "yn" and the other combining them: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1175769308/ukraine-flag-russian-warship-go-f
Metallica Ukraine: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1178040294/metallica-ukraine-tshirt-metallica
Ghost of Kyiv morale patch. I wish I had a LARP uniform for this. God it's beautiful: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1186370859/ghost-of-kyiv-ukraine-morale-patch-hook
Actually a pretty good "Put sunflower seeds in your pocket so they will grow when you die" shirt that I'd buy just as a horticulturist if it didn't use flag colours as text. Note it's also labeled as "russian warship go f yourself" but has nothing to do with that: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1178063196/russian-warship-go-f-yourself-shirt
The equivalent of a silk dragon bowling shirt but for war, so gaudy that it's great: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1166579693/ukraine-invasion-by-the-russia
Never Forget the 13 Soldiers of Snake Island. Russian Warship, Go Fuck Yourself: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1173614272/ukraine-t-shirt-russian-warship-go-fuck
Russian Lives Matter. There's very little in the way of pro-Russian shirts: https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Russian-Lives-Matter-by-sillerioustees/35602542.FB110
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1166579693/ukraine-invasion-by-the-russia
hahaha what the fuck, i actually love this one, the random ben garrison labeling on everything (FLAG OF UKRAINE), the communist flag with the tank on the back with ON THE MARCH
I'm tempted to get it because it's so fucking gaudy. Geopolitical diarrhoea.
edit: One of the comments from it-
Beautiful piece of work. I take it to restaurants when we dine out and have it filled with my favorite beer. One waiter put a hand on my shoulder and told me his grandfather was a Ranger, and thanked me for my service. Very moving! https://www.etsy.com/listing/921093238/black-mug-15oz-army-82nd-airborne
He takes his own special veteran mug, a coffee mug, to restaurants so they can put beer in it. I do not even fucking what.
edit: Their entire store is just that shirt repeated for different things.
Here's the campaign against Pancho Villa: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1106398315/aop-army-chasing-poncho-villa-mexican
For the World War 1 veterans in your life: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1140490259/aop-world-war-1-369th-infantry-regiment
Buffalo Soldiers in Iraq: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1105053352/aop-sweatshirt-army-brigade-recon-troop
Merry Christmas: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1116776858/aop-holiday-merry-christmas-happy
Cold War Veteran, listing Germany as the duty station, for when you genuinely did less than nothing but still want to call yourself a veteran: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1091363086/aop-unisex-sweatshirt-1st-battalion-81st
Cold War Veteran, listing a communications battalion in Korea as the duty station: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1110674930/aop-army-cold-war-veteran-1st-signal
Pheasants: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1138193029/aop-wildlife-pheasants-surprised-and-in
Sunset Girl: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1128958228/aop-love-and-romance-sunset-girl-walking
WORLD WAR 3 THIS IS BEAUTIFUL I WISH IT WERE MY SON: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1061822404/aop-on-the-brink-world-war-iii-with
Afghanistan War drone dropping a nuke entitled "Extreme Negotiations": https://www.etsy.com/listing/1063733782/aop-afghanistan-war-extreme-negotiations
Blue Lives Matter: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1005321442/aop-blue-lives-matter-blum-blue-line
Bushmaster, coincidentally the name many women give me: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1034262751/aop-army-special-forces-recon-team
Remember the Alamo: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1021123805/aop-remember-the-alamo-frontbacklr
"Love Shirt": https://www.etsy.com/listing/1173141611/womens-aop-cut-sew-tee-love-shirt
9/11 - the only 9/11 memorial shirt I've seen which specifies the exact minute it happened for some reason: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1091090744/aop-army-9-11-we-will-always-remember
The Kabul Airport withdrawal from Afghanistan, featuring the planes all those refugees fell off of: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1061200888/unisex-aop-afghanistan-operation-allies
"If you are going through hell keep going" skull: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1184640763/aop-skull-print-if-you-are-going-through?
Army Mom: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1115767563/aop-us-army-mom-with-support-our-troops
guh
what i like about the pancho villa one is that they never caught him anyway. posting your L's in shirt form
Bushmaster, coincidentally the name many women give me
lol lmao
How could you miss the one for the 25th Infantry Bicycle Corps that existed from 1896-1897?
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1036370299/aop-e-company-25th-infantry-iron-riders?ref=ap-listing
Edit: oh shit, I found one for my dad's regiment. Christmas shopping is done!
Oh god, I might need that as a participation trophy for commuting by bike sometimes.
I trawled all 31 pages and by like page 10 felt like I was having a stroke. Definitely missed at least a few other good ones because they blended in with the absolute slop.
I put it in my shopping cart for group rides but I've been hovering over the checkout button. Buying it feels like I'm weakening the store owner's grasp on reality.
George titty fucking Bush Batman! Look at the sick shit the Joker is up to now!
