• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    I think of my cat as Paul Atreides and myself as Jessica, the Bene Gesserit. I should have never taught him the voice, which he uses on me when his bowl is less than 15% capacity.

    I also think of our cuddling and snuggling as the Weirding Way.

    just kidding I don't do any of this because I'm not a coocoo for cocoa puffs. what a freakshow.