Lmao musk actually thinks he's going to mars :michael-laugh: :michael-laugh: :michael-laugh:
mf promised full self driving cars by 2018, I hope he keeps to this timeline at least :data-laughing:
Maybe he'll convince the rest of the billionaires to go with him. They do seem to have gotten high on their own supply of propaganda. Idc if you believe in it or not, everybody start praying, together we can lathe this into existence. And since its a good thing it'll take all our collective lathing.
i wish he'd put the torture chip in his own brain already and ki** himself
I think of my cat as Paul Atreides and myself as Jessica, the Bene Gesserit. I should have never taught him the voice, which he uses on me when his bowl is less than 15% capacity.
I also think of our cuddling and snuggling as the Weirding Way.
just kidding I don't do any of this because I'm not a coocoo for cocoa puffs. what a freakshow.
Naming your kids like Unreal clan tags because you didn't grow up around real people
The speed at which grimes went from based to cringe is unprecedented in the scientific record.
Would be pretty
funnytragic when his air filters like catch fire and all the doors to his luxury mars pod lock shut. It would suck so bad
My life is so extravagant that I didn't impregnate Grimes a second time. :bonk:
Can't wait for my son to turn 10 just in time to watch me get fried by radiation.
This is like someone trying to satirise Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton's relationship
Like...Grimes...I love you, you strange, broken thing, but he's a gigantic shit and you know this...
Wait, so she didn't even bother carrying the kid herself? Those kids are not gonna come out human, not when they're a psychopath deranged person's doll.
For all we know she has some fertility issues, maybe related to the birth of their other kid(s?). Surrogacy is a valid way to have a child, even if this particular instance seems weird
This. It’s literally state-sanctioned kidnapping. And sometimes it’s a net good. But it’s never nonviolent and never not traumatic. The state’s doing it either way, so I still think it’s a good thing to open a foster home if someone has the capacity, but still. It props up and justifies the fact that families need to live in poverty and without mental health services in the first place.
you can just adopt
You can say that about every single baby born. And “just” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there
womb rental for gene freaks
This is what I’m talking about. I have a coworker who had her sister surrogate for her and just paid her medical costs. Is that “womb rental”? Is she a “gene freak”?
I agree with the British law on it in that paying any money other than the basic costs for it should be illegal. so it''s only allowed as a favour
Honestly, if you are rich as hell and don't have hang-up about the ethics of it surrogacy seems like an obvious decision.
I barely made it through the first paragraph before giving up.
Whatever happened beyond that, who cares.
