Dear Simulation Overseers,
Forgive me, I know before you induced amnesia I volunteered for this position, but I cannot handle this experiment anymore. Please, extract me immediately. If I am made to endure this anymore I fear it may permanently damage my sanity.
:xi-plz:
Time to convert to posadist-marxist-leninism-maoism-third-worldidm and get it over with. The dolphins can rule the nuclear wastelands of whatever this simulation or world is, I want no further part in it.
I included characters in a polycule in a sci-fi story I'm writing and now I feel like God's telling me I shouldn't :deeper-sadness:
Imagine you finish writing it and get it published and one of the reviews was how much they loved your reference and homage to how progressive elon musk is
I'm hoping Chelsea is planning on destroying musk from the inside.
*Christ, that's not what I meant, but I'm not deleting what I said.
VOLCEL POLICE VOLCEL POLICE
:volcel-judge: :volcel-judge: :volcel-judge:
MAYBE HE WILL EXPLODE AFTER ALL YES! DO IT CHELSEA
DO IT
Chelsea Manning is a liberal who has a history of palling around with actual fascists.
Bad judgement of character is what got her caught in the first place
They're going to rat out Chelsea and put her back in jail the second she says something wrong.
Apparently this came from Hasan's twitch chat? This is literally like teenagers meeting on Mixit (like AOL for Americans I think?) haibo man.
I already know too much
also :agony-turbo::agony-consuming: :agony-mescaline::agony-limitless::agony-immense:
I'm just going to log off and have a cup of Milo
It's more the concept of teenagers that met each other on instant messaging or public chatrooms and decided they were dating now. Mixit is different from AOL, I don't really know what the American equivalent is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mxit
Mixit was great too lol, I'm sure AOL was also great
It could be worse. You could have written - "I’m just going to log off and have some Milo."
Isn't he on Fox News now talking about how he isn't actually gay or something?
The grift never ends for these types.
my body cries out in pain
edit: usually I'm good at spotting shit like this but I'll be honest, this damn near broke me
Elon Musk is involved in this as well? I thought it was just Grimes and Chelsea. Hate to say it, but she'll probably become increasingly lib.
What liberals are calling Putin. It's an amalgamation of Putin and Hitler.
Ah, so the thing my dad does in emails to me. Got it.
Now you can finally understand your dad's lib emails because of a post about a Musk - Manning - Grimes polycule on Hexbear.
Truly the best world to be living in right now. The American dream folks!
Your dad is in a polyurethane with Elon Musk, Grimes and Chelsea Manning.
No clue. Don't really know much about her outside of the leaks and tortures she went through.
in the future all intimacies will be replaced by clout chasing
🌍🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀
Ok that's a bit pessimistic, but at this level it's all networking bullshit. That's the only way rich people can see relationships, no emotions.
We're barely two months into bidens second year, why are we getting fucking blindsided back-to-back-to-back rn
I’ve lived through Caitlyn Jenner becoming the face of trans women. I don’t know if I can live through Elon Musk becoming the face of polyamory. I hope Chelsea’s taking care of herself.
I just want him to explode, cmon, please just explode!
"Evolved" means being petty slapfighting adult children with god complexes.
Literally like a bunch of children on an online chat room lmao
In :melon-musk: bazinga brain, that means he's cool and hip and relevant like his fellow kids.
About my chatroom comment, after further research ™ (remembering a post on Hexbear that just came now now) it's literally that. They met though fucking Twitch apparently lmao.
The hookup line that got them together was about the capital-R "Rationalist" concept of "Roko's Basilisk." :cringe:
AOC x Ben Shapiro but it's part of the Musk polycule
:lathe:
At this point, you've just got to embrace it. Nothing makes sense anymore
Calling it: Elon Musk is the CIA's new Epstein and Grimes is the new Ghislaine, except instead of sex cults, they do horrible crimes in their polycule.
Wait, did Elon Musk and Grimes get back together for this, or is this just him coping?
