Ask myself why the hell the nostalgia critic is at my house

Hang out and play some mario kart or something, I ain't picky about free treats

Dust my dildo drawer for prints

Small world. Are you my ?

Take his beer and chips in the name of the revolution and put him in the gulag aka my backyard

How did he get into my home ? Assuming he is ready to share the treats he can stay the night and we can play smashbros. (No smoking inside though)

Don’t tempt me. That just screams free therapy.

I’ve got some emotional baggage I’ve been hoping to unload on an unwitting soul.

Remember it so he doesn't have to

Is that Andrew Tate?

Did you ever wonder if you could pull someone's heart out of their chest with the power of Kali like in that one movie?

*zach hadel voice* doug walker comes into your house with an unlit cigar in his mouth and oatmeal cookie bourbon, what do you do

I assume I drink beer and eat Doritos with him

Not turning down free stuff, and if he's brought it he seems cool

hel yea lets play Halo

Take his extra cigars, thank him, and throw him out.

Those cigars are actually pretty nice.