"Kiryu, the invasion of Ukraine was merely a ruse to draw you out. The Russian Federation's true interest is in seeing the supremacy of the Japanese underworld solely in the hands of the Omi Alliance. As we speak, thousands of Omi ground troops are swarming the Tojo clan headquarters, and soon there will be no other yakuza in Japan who do not answer to Osaka."
Rips off 3 piece suit in a single tug, revealing badass, intricate back tattoo of a bear
"But the Tojo clan can not fall so long as you stand, Kiryu Kazuma-san; which is why I must see to it personally that you must die."
Kiryu wordlessly accepts Putin's challenge, throwing off his suit jacket and shirt in a single tug
"The Dragon of Dojima can not survive the wrath of the motherland!"
Both charge forward, fists raised, punching each other in the head at the same time
I'm gonna be honest, I'm not enjoying this bit account at all. The Neera one is so obviously ghoulish it works, but this "Putin is the new Chuck Norris" has that weird energy where the irony doesn't quite work as an effective condemnation.
Putin is not the new Chuck Norris. He’s a right-wing capitalist who helped coup the remnants of the USSR’s government.
Intent of this account is to show that Putin is a fucking ghoul and not someone to cheer for. This is admittedly difficult when:
Ukraine is currently swarming with fucking nazis who are being actively trained and equipped by NATO.
Most western critique/ satire of Putin is based in warmongering, homophobia/transphobia (unacceptable), or state department propaganda.
Leftists must remember that both Russia and Ukraine are bourgeoisie states being pitted against each other by NATO after 8+ years of failed attempts at peace negotiations. The west should not get involved. The only people to support are the working people of both countries and the remnants of the People’s Republics, such that they are.
Regardless, a full collapse of Russia would create something even worse than Putin and be a complete disaster. It would also remove a vital trading partner for most AES projects and further damage their efforts. Again, I am not saying the Russian Federation is socialist, it just inherited many of those trade relationships.
I edited the last comment to reflect that, thank you for the feedback that I needed to tighten that up.
Example of meme I made criticizing Putin: https://hexbear.net/post/180731
ngl, I'd love to see that fight
Yeah, watching :melon-musk: get the shit beat out of him by a 69 year old man would be one of the highlights of my life
Putin is a black belt in Judo, he'd twist Musk-Man into a pretzel and eat him alive. I'd love to see it.
Yeah, but the world federation took his black belt so he had to respec into ranged DPS.
I suddenly pictured Putin as the main antagonist of a Yakuza game and I could 100% see it being real
"Kiryu, the invasion of Ukraine was merely a ruse to draw you out. The Russian Federation's true interest is in seeing the supremacy of the Japanese underworld solely in the hands of the Omi Alliance. As we speak, thousands of Omi ground troops are swarming the Tojo clan headquarters, and soon there will be no other yakuza in Japan who do not answer to Osaka."
Rips off 3 piece suit in a single tug, revealing badass, intricate back tattoo of a bear
"But the Tojo clan can not fall so long as you stand, Kiryu Kazuma-san; which is why I must see to it personally that you must die."
Kiryu wordlessly accepts Putin's challenge, throwing off his suit jacket and shirt in a single tug
"The Dragon of Dojima can not survive the wrath of the motherland!"
Both charge forward, fists raised, punching each other in the head at the same time
VLADIMIR PUTIN
PRESIDENT OF THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION
@RGGstudios i am currently available for hire
No I would just have someone shoot him if he was serious about fighting.
Either that or we’d drink and feast together. I haven’t seen Elon since last year’s Davos.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm not enjoying this bit account at all. The Neera one is so obviously ghoulish it works, but this "Putin is the new Chuck Norris" has that weird energy where the irony doesn't quite work as an effective condemnation.
Breaking the bit:
Putin is not the new Chuck Norris. He’s a right-wing capitalist who helped coup the remnants of the USSR’s government.
Intent of this account is to show that Putin is a fucking ghoul and not someone to cheer for. This is admittedly difficult when:
Ukraine is currently swarming with fucking nazis who are being actively trained and equipped by NATO.
Most western critique/ satire of Putin is based in warmongering, homophobia/transphobia (unacceptable), or state department propaganda.
Leftists must remember that both Russia and Ukraine are bourgeoisie states being pitted against each other by NATO after 8+ years of failed attempts at peace negotiations. The west should not get involved. The only people to support are the working people of both countries and the remnants of the People’s Republics, such that they are.
Regardless, a full collapse of Russia would create something even worse than Putin and be a complete disaster. It would also remove a vital trading partner for most AES projects and further damage their efforts. Again, I am not saying the Russian Federation is socialist, it just inherited many of those trade relationships.
I edited the last comment to reflect that, thank you for the feedback that I needed to tighten that up.
Example of meme I made criticizing Putin: https://hexbear.net/post/180731
RESUMING THE BIT
interbourgeoise wars are akin to ships sinking in that they're just senseless tragedies killing millions of young people for no good reason
Yes, correct.
:rat-salute:
I’m not irony poisoned, just a murderous anti-communist asshole.