Uses its claw as a gun (A literal pistol shrimp):

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Beta Remoraid revealing that it was based on a gun:

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Gigantamax Blastoise sporting a comical amount of guns:

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Mega Blastoise:

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Beta Octillary showing it is based on a tank:

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Gigantamax Intellion uses its tail as a snipers roost and has a sniper rifle:

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Dragapult is a Stealth Bomber:

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  • GinAndJuche
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    6 months ago

    Team rocket is saying hello to my little friend again!

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      • SSJ2Marx
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        6 months ago

        I kinda like the retcon though - "Pokemon is a universe where people solve their problems with pokemon battles", like it just doesn't occur to people to use anything else. Red tears through Team Rocket HQ and all the grunts are like "he beat us fair and square I guess we gotta stop being criminals now."

        That's probably why they have free healthcare and stuff. Lenin became the Pokemon Champion and pressed the socialism button and the bourgeoisie just had to accept it.

        • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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          6 months ago

          I think it makes the world more interesting too. Like I remember there was an episode where some evil dude was going to use a Tyranitar to fuck shit up, and someone just made their Growlithe use Thief Attack to take their Pokeball before they could even release it. It introduces fun ways to solve problems.

      • GinAndJuche
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        6 months ago

        The ecoterrorist tentacruel episode was legit

  • blight [any]
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    edit-2
    6 months ago

    Pokémon Go to the polls and vote for Octillary

  • Cherufe [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    Political power comes from the barrel of a pokemon

  • DirtyPair [they/them]
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    6 months ago

    yeah okay however "pokemon but you can murder not-pikachu with an assault rifle" just doesn't roll off the tongue the same way

  • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    Palworld would be a thousand times cooler if they used this and things like Mantine's under-wing Remoraid Remington turrets to have a proper interpretation of Pokemon organized militarily rather than for sport combat. Like, little monkeys using pistols and big monsters carrying guns larger than a human can wield is valid, but by itself that doesn't use the material a tenth as well as it could be. Are there even psychic types using telekinesis for their weapons or anything? What about Pokemon physically being weapons like Dragapult uses? Some little Fairy Pokemon handling reloading for you? So much wasted potential.

  • Water Bowl Slime@lemmygrad.ml
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    6 months ago

    Digimon has deputymon, Yu-Gi-Oh has barrel dragon, Yokai Watch has cupistol, etc. I wonder which creature collector franchise doesn't have guns