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https://twitter.com/ToureDeTrap/status/1507724845882167301

  • TheLepidopterists [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Ketchup and black pepper? These are two people individually doing bits. I refuse to believe otherwise. No fucking way.

    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Black pepper can at least be described as spicy in flavour. Ketchup is like sugary tomatoes, wtf.

      • TheLepidopterists [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I agree that black pepper could be described as spicy, but like, mildly? Clearly a very mild spiciness right?

        EDIT: Like she's acting like putting black pepper in something is similar to putting a ghost pepper or something into it.

        • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Yeah, for sure. I mean it's the thing that complements table salt, it's meant to be a minimal addition to a meal. Or in my case, popcorn.

        • Dingdangdog [he/him,comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          If you do a lot of black pepper like in cacio e pepe it has a very nice mild heat to it, but I would never describe it as a spicy food lmao

      • snicker [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Yes, this is a bit. Ketchup literally has added sugar.

        As an aside, that's a good reason to toss out the ketchup in your fridge. I still have some but that's purely for other people. I learned the hard way not to be the dick who likes to entertain but doesn't have common condiments in his fridge.

    • SpookyVanguard64 [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      The first guy is definitely doing a bit judging from the rest of his food tweets. He does seem to bait out a lot of unironic responses though.

      Ex: https://twitter.com/s8mb/status/1413118033506222085

      • TheLepidopterists [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        This is really good shit, but it doesn't excuse the pepper lady.

        I do love the screenshot of Domino's in Milan.

    • DrumpfYouABusta [any]
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      2 years ago

      The only reason I would believe it is because I have an aunt who thinks that black pepper is spicy

    • usa_suxxx [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Black Pepper is spicy if you keep piling it on. I have learned this many times.