• Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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    9 months ago

    FBI, sure, but CIA? Might as well have claimed to have been the comptroller for Walter Reed VA Medical Center demanding kidneys for the troops.

    • RION [she/her]
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      9 months ago

      The premise was the identity thieves were involved in international drug trafficking, so in that sense CIA involvement is plausible if you don't look too hard

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      9 months ago

      the comptroller for Walter Reed VA Medical Center demanding kidneys for the troops

      "Your help will save the noble lives of our troops, ma'am."

      "Oh, really? My goodness!"

      "According to our information intel you are New York Magazine's personal finance columnist."

      "That's right!"

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      Edit - I fixed a tragic mistake.