The most off the wall, absolutely absurd predictions you can make. I want those lathes spinning like pulsars.

  • aFairlyLargeCat [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Kyle Rittenhouse, growing increasingly hungry for further media attention says that Beau Biden deserved to die. Biden promptly strokes the fuck out and Kamala takes over. Republicans sweep both houses and impeach her, Manchin & co also join in on the vote despite them not needing the numbers. Things continue riding into the cool zone as infrastructure collapses from nothing getting done as both sides argue over corruption in the catering arrangements for Joe’s funeral.

    In a final desperate attempt to save things, the democrats pick a unity candidate to draw out the “patriotic republicans” in 2024.

    spoiler

    :hillary-apartment:

    • Futterbinger [he/him, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Beau Biden absolutely deserved to die. I've been waiting for Joe to Croak so I can tell everyone he's drinking lizard piss cocktails in hell with Beau so my family won't invite me to the next Thanksgiving.