The most off the wall, absolutely absurd predictions you can make. I want those lathes spinning like pulsars.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    as the polls close across several contested seats, a well financed terror organization coordinates the detonation of several EMP type weapons, frying telecommunications equipment and over the air transmitters/receivers across the nation. a total information blackout stretches from hours to days to weeks with no one knowing what the hell happened.

    as the US descends into rumor mongering and chaotic manuevering of states, the rubber band snaps and national guard armories are looted. a clear picture of what occurs in the US is unknown to the outside world for a generation.

    eventually, by UN led investigation, the EMP attack is attributed to an extremist faction of Quebecoise separatists called Le Sacre Bleu calling for the death of all English speakers. they were all killed during a plumbing accident at an IHOP in Winnipeg in 2065.