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  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    3 years ago

    You won't escape piggies, we'll find the air ducts :sicko-laser: :porky-scared:

    • UlyssesT
      hexagon
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      18 days ago

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      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        "You search the ghoul's treasure chest, finding ... :d20-ah-fuck: their extensive funko pop collection"

        • UlyssesT
          hexagon
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          18 days ago

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    • riley
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      1 year ago

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  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I'll assume it's been done, but this seems like a fun premise for a book/movie. All of the rich assholes, who don't worry about the world ending because they have a bunker, leave all the proletariat out to vaporize. So when they emerge they are forced to come to terms (i.e. die in fun and ironic ways) in a world without workers.

    Like, the sequel to Dr. Strangelove: Dr. Strangelove 2: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Oligarchy

  • riley
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    1 year ago

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  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Remember everyone. Molotov to the airducts will clog the filters and ruin their day.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    hey did they ever find out who murdered that Canadian pharma billionaire and his wife?

    UPDATE: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/barry-sherman-honey-sherman-2017-murders-police-video-suspect/

    tl;dr as of Dec 2021 the police are focusing on video of a man or woman between 5'6" and 5'9" that doesn't show their face and asking for the public's help in identifying them, so... it's going great

  • frick [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    if there's a nuclear war i plan on dying like the coward i am.

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "Installs under your kitchen island"

    Well, I'm out.

    Edit: some of the more practical ones make me kind of sad, and also glad I don't live in an area where we have tornadoes.