"Atlas" is the brand name for these particular vampire lairs, of course.
You won't escape piggies, we'll find the air ducts :sicko-laser: :porky-scared:
It'd be like D&D dungeon delves in real life, vampires and their thralls and looted treasures to find. :d20-fuck-ya:
"You search the ghoul's treasure chest, finding ... :d20-ah-fuck: their extensive funko pop collection"
Could be worse. Could be finding a shitty plastic car that makes fart noises then explodes into a lithium fire when touched.
I'll assume it's been done, but this seems like a fun premise for a book/movie. All of the rich assholes, who don't worry about the world ending because they have a bunker, leave all the proletariat out to vaporize. So when they emerge they are forced to come to terms (i.e. die in fun and ironic ways) in a world without workers.
Like, the sequel to Dr. Strangelove: Dr. Strangelove 2: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Oligarchy
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RmsoUYOh5Ak/Tx7K8aL_b5I/AAAAAAAAAW0/Y5v4MlpYdzg/s1600/Bob_the_Angry_Flower_Atlas_Shrugged_Part_2_comic_strip.gif
Remember everyone. Molotov to the airducts will clog the filters and ruin their day.
hey did they ever find out who murdered that Canadian pharma billionaire and his wife?
UPDATE: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/barry-sherman-honey-sherman-2017-murders-police-video-suspect/
tl;dr as of Dec 2021 the police are focusing on video of a man or woman between 5'6" and 5'9" that doesn't show their face and asking for the public's help in identifying them, so... it's going great
If they did, I'm sure the bazinga brains would do something extra bazinga, like donate some of their paychecks to their boss' bunkers. :so-true:
"Installs under your kitchen island"
Well, I'm out.
Edit: some of the more practical ones make me kind of sad, and also glad I don't live in an area where we have tornadoes.
