I heard some whoppers:

:galaxy-brain: "I have studied every religion. They are all parts of the same universal truth... except Boodyhizzim." (yes he pronounced Buddhism as Boodyhizzim.)

:wojak-nooo: "I am so sick of poor people dominating gaming. Developers are forced to make weaker games with worse graphics because the poor need to be catered do. My rig is top of the line and nothing uses its full potential."

:frothingfash: "Being gay is a choice. Gay men aren't just d---------s, they're lazy because men always want to get laid and it's easier to fuck men."

  • NomadicWarMachine [any]
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    2 years ago

    Not sure if this really counts but I once had a guy at work tell me the most original conspiracy theory I've ever heard, that being that Japan secretly won WWII and the National Park Service was actually a front for an elite group of Samurai to control the US.

    • kristina [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      damn hes like that one japanese guy in some place in oceania that just kept killing and refused to believe the japanese surrendered in ww2

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Sounds like some secret sentai team that protects galactic peace against cybermonsters that can get really big and need a big robot to fight.

    • Wildgrapes [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Don't you litter in this pristine forest now lest you face the steel of smokey the bear.

      • Orannis62 [ze/hir]
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        2 years ago

        I'm legit playing a tabletop campaign right now where this is the premise. Bears found a supernatural artifact that made them progressively smarter with each generation, and at the time of the campaign, they're now attacking campers who start camp fires because only the bears should be allowed to have fire