I'd assume Great Lakes states like Minnesota, Illinois, Michigan, etc. will be the leasr fucked. Hell I figure they may be some of the some of the least fucked places on the whole planet, alsongside their Canadian counterparts on the lakes' north shores.
Most fucked are the Four Corners states maybe? Or Florida? Lousiana?
What do you all think?
Cleveland never looked so good
FUN TIMES IN CLEVELAND AGAIN
Come on down to Cleveland town everyone, come and look at both of our buildings!
Who the fuck still uses a payphone?
maybe you'll even meet "this guy"