I'd assume Great Lakes states like Minnesota, Illinois, Michigan, etc. will be the leasr fucked. Hell I figure they may be some of the some of the least fucked places on the whole planet, alsongside their Canadian counterparts on the lakes' north shores.
Most fucked are the Four Corners states maybe? Or Florida? Lousiana?
What do you all think?
Great lakes will be fine until we summon the ghost of William Mullholland to construct a pipeline from Lake Superior to Los Angeles to take back our water.
then it will finally make sense to have a team called the Lakers