• Nakoichi [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Can you explain? I'm not terminally online enough to get this one and that's saying something.

      • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        It's a stereotype of how each leftist tendency would solve a problem.

        Socdems snitch to the CIA.

        Posadists want nukes.

        Marxist Leninists arrest people.

        China disappears the problem or denies it.

        Trade unionists insist on a general strike.

        Trotskyists publish a newspaper with unclear solutions.

        Leftcoms sit in armchairs and debate, never solving the problem.

        Christian communists pray.

        Demsocs vote.

        Maoists turn a solution into a problem.

        Anarchists do some convoluted shit and end up with more problems.

        It makes fun of everyone and is too obscure to have been made by chuds or libs imo.

        • Nakoichi [they/them]
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          3 years ago

          okay thank you, the format is foreign to my boomer brain and I literally couldn't figure it out. This is actually funny in that context.

          Correction: DemSocs vote then get murdered by CIA if their vote works. :allende-rhetoric: :sadness-abysmal:

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Sorry for spamming my own post:

      It’s a stereotype of how each leftist tendency would solve a problem.

      Socdems snitch to the CIA.

      Posadists want nukes.

      Marxist Leninists arrest people.

      China disappears the problem or denies it.

      Trade unionists insist on a general strike.

      Trotskyists publish a newspaper with unclear solutions.

      Leftcoms sit in armchairs and debate, never solving the problem.

      Christian communists pray.

      Demsocs vote.

      Maoists turn a solution into a problem.

      Anarchists do some convoluted shit and end up with more problems.

      • Vncredleader
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        3 years ago

        Ok that's funny. Was truly confused for a bit there

      • Nakoichi [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        :posadas: was like communist Trump, instead of thinking he could nuke a hurricane he thought he could nuke capitalism.

        • solaranus
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          1 year ago

          deleted by creator

  • OutrageousHairdo [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    This one is actually kinda funny. It's always good to have a laugh at your own expense now and then.

  • raven [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Half of these are true. No I will not tell you which half.

  • Thomas_Dankara [any,comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    several antitheses

    synthesis: i mean yeah, do a general strike with Anarchist/Maoist tactics, establish Communist Intelligence Agency, snitch to them, arrest porky, vote for the one party dictatorship of the proletariat, disappear porky into a pit, nuke the inside of that pit, sit around in armchairs and pray that you have saved history :shrug-outta-hecks:

    • Nakoichi [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      lmao getting a bunch of radlib socdems into intelligence jobs only to have it radicalize them immediately when they see behind the curtain and turning into a rogue communist intelligence apparatus that turns around and aids a revolutionary communist party gaining support through mass line tactics and anarchist mutual aid groups tenants unions etc. defended by a bunch of doomer posadist preppers whose aesthetic appeals to the boog kids and the "apolitical" weird libertarian gun guys.