• Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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    3 years ago

    if you ask me, marking a piece of paper and putting it gingerly in a ballot box is already extremely violent. You're engaging in a war of ideology against the opposing side through your actions, and war's a terrible thing as is.

    • regularassbitch [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      I suggest we stop calling them :vote: s and start calling them "liberal car bombs"

      • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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        3 years ago

        ... great bit, IF YOU WANT TO REALLY MAKE AN IMPACT AT THE NEXT ELECTION MAKE SURE TO TAKE YOUR VOTE AND BOMB THAT BALLOTBOX AS A MEMBER OF THE DEMOCRATIC (not republican) ARMY!

        • regularassbitch [she/her]
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          3 years ago

          the only bomb I need is a freakin bath bomb after all this malarkey in the senate!

        • Vncredleader
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          3 years ago

          Whole knew meaning to

          But will anyone here object if, with a ballot paper in this hand and an Armalite in the other, we take power in Ireland?

    • NomadicWarMachine [any]
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      3 years ago

      I once wanted to make a True Neutral Paladin character for a DnD game who's whole thing was being militantly dedicated to the idea of centrism, to the point that before each battle he would wound himself for 50% of his HP, and then only ever try and do about 50% damage to the enemies, and would always try and compromise with the villains of the story.

      This idea of obviously scrapped because it would piss everyone off in the party.

      • keepcarrot [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        It is as dumb and annoying as the "lawful stupid" version of Paladin and arguably the same thing (if applied a little differently)

      • regularassbitch [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        this actually sounds really funny and you should try it until it pisses everyone off

      • Pisha [she/her, they/them]
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        3 years ago

        The old rules for neutral druids stated that they would start helping the enemies if it looked like they were going to lose because that would upset the balance of nature. Always wondered how that would play out