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  • happybadger [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    epic grandpa 100. i bet he can recognise her and everything.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      7 months ago

      In a loud, confident voice "Do you like it? I know you like it 'Cause—"

      Yelling "Joe, honey? I can barely hear you. I'm in the other room."

      In a loud angry voice "Never mind! Never mind!"

      Yelling but trying to be warm "I can come over there and—"

      In a louder an angrier voice "No! No! No! Never mind! Never mind!" and he starts putting his pants back on.

      In a quiet voice to herself "Oh, he did it again." She tries to cheer herself up "At least it wasn't in front of the press."

  • heyoheyoheyyyy
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    7 months ago

    god damn ukkk for the daily mail and god damn amerikkka for existing and god damn ukkk again for amerikkka existing. jesus fuck

  • Adkml [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    Unfortunately he's flawlessly fooling every dumbshit lib in the country.

    It helps they want to be fooled.

    • madkins@lemmy.ml
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      7 months ago

      The sad thing is he's not, but what the fuck do you do in this country when your choice is two crap flavored sandwiches?

        • madkins@lemmy.ml
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          7 months ago

          Done. Now what? Vote for the "grab 'em by the pussy" guy? This is the not a hypothetical. What the fuck can I really do to effect change? Because it is needed.

          e: Full disclosure, I voted for Biden because he was better than the alternative (bad vs worse). Now, he is directly supporting genocide and I'm faced with worse vs worse and will not vote for him again. It's easy to snark and meme behind a keyboard, but what can a regular person in this country do?

              • Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]
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                7 months ago

                That kind of frustrated atomization is exactly what this system counts on to keep doing Horrors Beyond Our Comprehension. You're not alone, even though they want you to feel like you are. Find some local leftist organizations that work on things you care about, and get involved. Food Not Bombs has lots of local chapters, and is often a good place to start for folks, but there are lots of options. The point is just to connect with others and start actually working toward a better world instead of being frustrated at home.

          • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]
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            7 months ago

            Join a leftist org and go from there. See what else you can do. I'm sure people here would be willing to point you in the right direction wrt USA orgs.

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    7 months ago

    Lol the fact that “good sex helps marriage” is seen as a joke by these people shows that he is in fact not fucking

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      "I sure do love to conspicuously shuffles through note cards bust fat nuts folks."

  • culpritus [any]
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    7 months ago

    Joe is just a handsy horn dog with dementia. Real Presidential Material.

  • mar_k [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    isn't severe erectile dysfunction like, pretty much guaranteed at that age?

    • theposterformerlyknownasgood
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      7 months ago

      Viagra is a thing. If you didn't know 80 year old can fuck you've never been to a nursing home.