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  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    9 months ago

    In a loud, confident voice "Do you like it? I know you like it 'Cause—"

    Yelling "Joe, honey? I can barely hear you. I'm in the other room."

    In a loud angry voice "Never mind! Never mind!"

    Yelling but trying to be warm "I can come over there and—"

    In a louder an angrier voice "No! No! No! Never mind! Never mind!" and he starts putting his pants back on.

    In a quiet voice to herself "Oh, he did it again." She tries to cheer herself up "At least it wasn't in front of the press."