We're looking for anti-americans. You're not an anti-american, are you?
Remember the good ol' days when we would just laugh at our silly president. Not anything like Mango Mussolini threatening to take our democracy away.
howdy pardner, name's Rachel Drake, just passing through. On the lookout for anti-american communists myself. Maybe we can travel together? Cheney and Rumsfeld turn their backs Say hello to Reagan you swine 
I can clear the path by throwing a shoe, forcing them to dodge out of the way
Use a wrench instead, in case they can't dodge. If they can dodge a wrench they can dodge a shoe.
preemptively blurting: "it's my fault you shot me in the face, I'm not pressing charges! No charges, no charges!"i apologize for all the trouble i will cause you by being shot in the face by your gun!
I am armed with communism, in the form of this giant thicc compy of capital i have never read
Nightmare Marry, Fuck, Kill edition.
spoiler
Marry Bush, Fuck Rumsfeld, Kill Cheney
These dwell among the blackest souls, loaded down deep by sins of differing types. If you sink far enough, you will see them all.
