It was built to protect westerners from the unbridled power of Chinese posters
Because one guy got really tired of his neighbor's dog getting in his yard.
it's wasn't built. It's just an extremely rare natural rock formation
so that the communists could stop all the people from escaping communism
communists love building walls and making people less free. it is known, the news says it every day.
:lenin-laugh: wait till you hear about the other crazy stuff we do with walls! :stalin-joking:
No illegal immigrants from mexico in China are there? Checkmate libs
:tromp: :speech-l:
Unironically one of the theories is that it's primary purpose was to control the movement of laborers and migrants.
Folks, these mongolians are no good kheshigs, they bring in raiders, rapists and some i presume are good people.
Which is why we are building a wall and the Khan is paying for it
They had some extra bricks after they built their patio, so why not.
they needed more water so the emperor commanded them to build a "great well" but thry misheard him
Weirdly enough this joke works in both 21st century english and 6th century Chinese.
Contrary to popular belief, the wall was actually built to keep the Chinese out of Mongolia.
To save a fortune on sheepdogs by having all their sheep technically already penned.
