Why in the fuck does there have to be an entire goddamn wall dedicated only to toothpaste?
I can understand if maybe there would be more than just one, for stuff like people with sensitive teeth n shit like that, but there does not need to be like a hundred different tubes of teeth cleaning goo, all claiming to do something super duper special that all the others don't.
It really should be possible to objectively determine like 3 different toothpastes worth keeping and then binning the rest of them entirely. It's a tooth, you can objectively determine which toothpaste is most successful at making teeth healthier.