Why in the fuck does there have to be an entire goddamn wall dedicated only to toothpaste?
I can understand if maybe there would be more than just one, for stuff like people with sensitive teeth n shit like that, but there does not need to be like a hundred different tubes of teeth cleaning goo, all claiming to do something super duper special that all the others don't.
Omg I totally feel you on that, sometimes it's just overwhelming with choices.
My never again toothpaste is anything with baking soda, makes my mouth feel raw and get tons of canker sores