Why in the fuck does there have to be an entire goddamn wall dedicated only to toothpaste?
I can understand if maybe there would be more than just one, for stuff like people with sensitive teeth n shit like that, but there does not need to be like a hundred different tubes of teeth cleaning goo, all claiming to do something super duper special that all the others don't.
counterpoint: venezuelan socialist takeover kellogg's added a variety of cereal.
There's no reason we can't have wide selection in consumer goods, but hopefully for things like toothpaste we'd do away with dubious marketing claims.