Why in the fuck does there have to be an entire goddamn wall dedicated only to toothpaste?
I can understand if maybe there would be more than just one, for stuff like people with sensitive teeth n shit like that, but there does not need to be like a hundred different tubes of teeth cleaning goo, all claiming to do something super duper special that all the others don't.
I had braces when I was a kid and the glue from them permanently stripped off the enamel on my teeth. I’m so prone to cavities. I brush 2-3 times a day now