Why in the fuck does there have to be an entire goddamn wall dedicated only to toothpaste?
I can understand if maybe there would be more than just one, for stuff like people with sensitive teeth n shit like that, but there does not need to be like a hundred different tubes of teeth cleaning goo, all claiming to do something super duper special that all the others don't.
Does the marketing even do any good? I mean, I know it must and I'm sure there are some people out there who only get gas at BP or whatever, but I have never once considered which gas station to use based on anything but proximity.