Genuinely it seems like Biden’s whole thing right now is “No I’m 100% Hitler! He’s saying he’s 100% Hitler but look at all the Hitlering I’m doing! I can be 100% Hitler just please vote for me not him”
To prove I'm not 100% Hitler, I'm now advocating for 100% Hitler's border policy as long as he funds my genocide against children and my Nazi Mujahideen. He isn't voting for it because he wants to be 101% Hitler.
101% Hitler is a terrifying notion and an existential threat to our democracy where the only candidate I can vote for is 99% Hitler running on 100% Hitler's platform. What if Republicans win the senate and 101% Hitler can finally unleash 101.5% Hitler?
Presidents aren't kings and can't do anything at all when it's a (D) but have you seen the scary plan trump has to deport every single person and marry all the women for a death cult dedicated to Putler?
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99% Hitler is the lesser of two Hitlers.
Yes he will be totally unaccountable to the voters in his second term.
Yes he will probably die a natural death before he could stand trial for whatever crimes he commits without accountability.
Yes his latest social media campaign involves calling himself Dark Brandon and showing red lasers coming out of his eyes.
Trust us bro. He's only 99% Hitler.
Genuinely it seems like Biden’s whole thing right now is “No I’m 100% Hitler! He’s saying he’s 100% Hitler but look at all the Hitlering I’m doing! I can be 100% Hitler just please vote for me not him”
To prove I'm not 100% Hitler, I'm now advocating for 100% Hitler's border policy as long as he funds my genocide against children and my Nazi Mujahideen. He isn't voting for it because he wants to be 101% Hitler.
101% Hitler must be stopped.
101% Hitler is a terrifying notion and an existential threat to our democracy where the only candidate I can vote for is 99% Hitler running on 100% Hitler's platform. What if Republicans win the senate and 101% Hitler can finally unleash 101.5% Hitler?
Presidents aren't kings and can't do anything at all when it's a (D) but have you seen the scary plan trump has to deport every single person and marry all the women for a death cult dedicated to Putler?