Apply for a job

$50 application fee

$25 background check fee

$30 drug test fee (have to pee in a cup in front of some random doctor)

$100 fertility clinic fee (to see if I will qualify for company's SUPER ABORTION+ BENEFIT PACKAGE)

$20 to fax them all the info at a fucking Kinkos because there's no option to send into via E-mail

Get rejected

Capitalism is the most logical and efficient system at improving people's overall happiness