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It is literally impossible to come up with anti-DPRK propaganda so stupid that Americans won't believe it
You fringe lefties may find this hard to believe, but our investigation has shown that guns do indeed exist in North Korea, and so we find these allegations to be plausible.
incredibly true north korea stories featuring yeonmi park and joe rogan!
so north korea only has one train and it takes a month to get to the one station because theres no electricity so everyone has to get out and push the train, and also all the train stations (plural) have piles of bodies next to them that everyone just casually walks past every day (because north korean doesnt have a word for compassion so they dont know that theyre supposed to care)
and then there was a boy she saw who was so malnourished that his organs and intestines started just falling out of holes in his body because thats just what happens when youre really malnourished but he was still alive and begging for food with his organs hanging out of his skin and also he had his pants off and this was so normal that she felt nothing
and at the hospital they only have one needle that they use to inject all the patients, and they dont have an indoor toilet or running water so the patients have to go out the back and poop outside next to the hospitals big pile of dead human bodies that have rats eating their eyes and children chasing the rats to eat and then they die and the rats eat them and the beautiful cycle of rats and children eating each other continues endlessly
and in earthquakes they all deliberately run inside to their kitchens so they can eat food and hope that the building will crush them so they die when they have food in their stomach for once
this is how i sound when I describe my day to my roommates. Amazing
What's the appropriate social etiquette for reload times? Do you clap? Respectful silence? Cheering?
At a concert I believe you hold your applause until the entire movement is finished
I'm completely convinced that she tries to make up the most insane shit to show people the stupidity of propaganda, and then Westerners fall for this shit anyway.
KIM JONG UN IS FORCIBLY FEMINIZING DISSIDENTS
IT'S BIMBOIFICATION STROGG STYLE
Kim Jong-Un brutally declares that all grandpas in North Korea will be forcibly turned into pickles "consistent with socialism in our style".
and then a dog ate the conductor and then the artist shot the dog and the dog was eating the orchestra and the tuba was eating the dog and then the orchestra left pushing a train
Kim Jong-Un knocks over entire orphanage with communist style farts
